I ate like a pig - Coffee - Black clothes

Well, just that. And my cousin served some cofee and I poured it all over the white tableclothes (I sat at the exact point where two tables got together so I poured the cofee over the two of them). No one said anything because I do those things all the time. Someone suggested that's the reason I dress in black, in order to camouflage the spots of the things I pour all over my clothes.