Monday, November 29, 2004

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut - The lyrics

Here is my favorite song from the South Park movie. The other one is Uncle Fucka.

Kyle's Mom is a Bitch

[Cartman:] Weeelllll,

Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

[Sung in three different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa.

When Cartman finishes the song Kyle's mom is standing behind him and takes him to get a microchip (that prevents people from swearing) implanted in his head.

My favorite 10 movies - First draft

In no particular order - for some reason those movies that are series (Star Wars, Matrix) are represented as one entry

Miss Mary (Argentinean film)
Star Wars
Lord Of The Rings
Pink Floyd: The Wall
9 1/2 Weeks
Anna & her Sisters
Angel Heart

As I see there are 2 films directed by Alan Parker (The Wall and Angel Heart), two written & directed by Woody Allen (Anna... & Zelig) and two with Mickey Rourke as the lead character (9 1/2 Weeks and Angel Heart). Two are in black and white (Casablanca & Zelig) and the Argentinean one is spoken half in English, half in Spanish and the name is in English.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

"Don't Bring Me Down" is bringing me down

I've recorded an 80% of a finished version of "Don't Bring Me Down" only to realize that it sounds awful. The mistake was to kep the eighth notes feel and the guitar licks. I'm programming a new one with a more techno groove with more sixteenth notes and almost no guitar. sounds much better. It took me three days to produce the other one but I'll use some minor things.

Another scary rhyme: "You're only talking 'bout your crazy nights/ one of these days you're gonna get it right/ (don't bring me down...)"

Tuesday, November 23, 2004


My grandfather is very sick so my dad is coming down on friday to stay for a while. My brother and his girlfriend are here too so I'm surrounded by relatives (I'm usually alone my parents and siblings live in Canada). My brother Gabriel was using the car, I'm waiting for him to bring it back to me (I'll have to use it to pick up my father at the airport).

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Joke: Women personal ads

The real meaning of the words women use in personal ads on Internet (stolen from here)


Adventurer.................Slept with all your friends
Athletic.......................No tits
Average looking........Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful.....................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile........Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated....................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure......On medication
Feminist......................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit.................Junkie
Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Gentle...................... Comatose
Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic
New-Age...................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Outgoing....................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................Sloppy drunk
Poet...........................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional...............Certified bitch
Redhead....................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque..............Grossly fat
Romantic....................Looks better by candle light
Social...........Been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous................Very fat
Weight proportion w/height........Hugely fat - as tall as she is wide
Wants Soulmate........Stalker-widow - drove first husband to suicide
Young at heart..........Old bat

Sunday, November 14, 2004

Futurama Overdose

My brother came from Vancouver and he brought me his copy of the 2nd season of Futurama, 19 episodes. Since it's an awful, rainy day, I've sayed at home and watched 17 episodes in a row. I'm getting crazy.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Official: the Pet Shop Boys show in BA was shorter

This was posted at the official Pet Shop Boys site

Latin America - 9 November '04
Neil and Chris have now returned from Latin America, having played shows in the Dominican Republic and Mexico City and then at the Personal Festival in Buenos Aires, Argentina, and the Tim Festival in Sao Paulo, Brasil.

The set list for the concerts (except Argentina) was as follows:
Rent/Flamboyant (Duo)
West End girls (Duo leading into the band)
Se a vida e
Love comes quickly
Domino dancing
Being boring (extended version)
New York City boy
Always on my mind
Sexy Northerner
Where the streets have no name (I can't take my eyes off you)
Love is a catastrophe
Go West

Home and dry (extended version)
Left to my own devices
It's a sin

At the request of the Personal Festival organisers in Buenos Aires, Pet Shop Boys played a shorter set, cutting out "Love comes quickly", "Domino dancing", "Sexy Northerner" and "Home and dry".

Neil and Chris were delighted by the fantastic response of the audiences in Latin America and would like to thank them and all local personnel for making the short tour such a success.

The tour was basically a continuation of Pet Shop Boys' summer festival tour. Guitarists Bic Hayes and Mark Refoy, percussionist Dawne Adams and programmer Pete Gleadall joined Neil and Chris on stage for their first concerts for ten years in Mexico, Argentina and Brasil and their first ever concert in the Dominican Republic.

A limited quantity of merchandise created just for these dates will shortly be made available for sale in the SHOP on this site.

Saturday, November 06, 2004

I went to see the PET SHOP BOYS live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So it finally happened. I went to see the Pet Shop Boys, my favorite band, playing live in Buenos Aires. They played here before, in 1994 I think, but I didn't go on that ocassion and I truly regretted not having gone. So when I read that they were coming to play at a festival called PersonalFest (sponsored by a cellular phones company) I went and bought the ticket (and with the money I paid for it I could have bough 35 live DVD's of them to see in the comfort of my house).

OK, this time of year it is supposed to be warm, it is springtime after all, but for some reason it was very cold, almost like a winter night, and being so close to the River (Rio de la Plata) it was windy. Before the boys there was a Brazilian show, a woman called Bebel Gilberto who played a strnge mix of Brazilian rithms with some funk, bossa nova and folk influences, half in English and half in Portuguese. It was noticeable that she was very cold, she wore a large leather coat, maybe to cover the fact that she was a little overweighted. (Brazilian people are used to the hot Brazilian weather and when they walk by Buenos Aires in a cold night they dress like they were in Antarctica). It was a strange show, she was very nice and shown lots of sympathy but the show was long and no one was there to see her and when she tried to talk in Spanish she said these weird words no one understood. She claimed she was a Pet Shop Boys fan and went out of the stage. For some reason I felt that her show lasted a month and a half.

In contrast, the Pet Shop Boys entry lasted a little more than six minutes, in my inner clock. OK, it was around 70 minutes, but I was complately lost and didn't realize time was passing. They appeard onstage and played a version of "Rent" followed with "Flamboyant" (that hardly anyone knew).

was dressed in black, wearing a strange black cape like he was an 18th's century gentleman. Lowe wore a silver jacket and was sat behind two keyboard stands, which were a little thing I couldn't notice, two Nord Leads (one seemed to be an octave bigger than the other one) and the other stand had a Korg Triton and some Korg Electribe module. There was a Mac laptop next to the keyboards, and there was a stand with more keyboards and modules and laptops on one side of the stage.

After those two songs they started playing the hits. I remember "West End Girls", "Suburbia", Go West", "New York City Boy" and some more I knew they played but cannot recall. On "Go West" the back of the stage opened and some musician appeared and played as a kind of backing band, two guitars players and a percussionist (that seemed to use the same percussion set as the Brazilian girl before). After that they played, live with guitars, "Love Is A Catastrophy" ("a song about the pains of love"). Tennant changed his clothes to white and in a certain moment they said they loved Buenos Aires and blah blah and they said goodbye. People asked them to come back, (I started shouting how much I had paid to be there) and they gladly came back, Tennant now in black again, and sung "Left To My Own Devices" and they left after playing "It's A Sin". As I said before, that happened extremely ast for me, and maybe it was because I had two 17 years old girls rubbing their butts against me while they danced (before the show I was afraid of being there surrounded by gay men in their 30's, but that dind't happened). So it was a nice show and I was 5 minutes away from my place so I came home by walking.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Si fuera... (In Spanish)

Tomado de Inés

Si fuera un mes, seria: Junio
Si fuera un día de la semana, seria: Lunes (Día de la luna) o Martes (día de Marte)
Si fuera un planeta, seria: La Luna (en astrología se la considera un planeta)
Si fuera un animal acuático, seria: Cangrejo (sí, soy de Cáncer)
Si fuera un pecado, seria: Egocentrismo
Si fuera un líquido, seria: Agua o Coca Light
Si fuera un árbol, seria: uno alto
Si fuera una planta de flores, seria: no conozco mucho de flores
Si fuera un clima, seria: cuando llega el otoño
Si fuera una criatura mítica, seria: un dios griego
Si fuera un color, seria: negro lustradito
Si fuera una emoción, seria: éxtasis
Si fuera un vegetal, seria: albahaca
Si fuera un sonido, seria: un sintetizador analógico
Si fuera un elemento, seria: plata (el metal de Cáncer)
Si fuera una canción, seria: un hit :)
Si fuera un libro, seria: el I Ching
Si fuera una comida, seria: Sushi!!
Si fuera un lugar, seria: una avenida fashion en la ciudad
Si fuera un material, seria: kevlar o algun material sintético moderno
Si fuera un sabor, seria: dulcecito
Si fuera una esencia, seria: Calvin Klein One
Si fuera una palabra, seria: silencio
Si fuera un objeto, seria: un aparato electrónico color negro
Si fuera una expresión facial, seria: cara de póker
Si fuera un personaje de cartoon, seria: Johnny Bravo?
Si fuera un número, seria: 4
Si fuera un show d TV, seria: The Simpsons
Si fuera un hobby, seria: golf, algo cheto.
Si fuera un dulce, seria: dulce de leche
Si fuera un helado, seria: esos gustos raros de Persicco
Si fuera musica, seria: technopop
Si fuera una prenda de vestir, seria: pantalones de cuero!
Si fuera un accesorio, seria: un arito, algo discreto.
Si fuera una parte del planeta, seria: el Everest :D