Dear Mystic, Amen to that! Christ was NOT a dirty Capricorn. He was a Cancer.
Lol, I have no evidence to back that up really, just a vibe I get. Actually, come to think of it, there is evidence.... A lot of evidence...
Jesus talked about family and children a hell of a lot... His message was one of love ("Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends." and "My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you.") peace ("blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called God's children"), and compassion for fellow man, never letting people go hungry and even performing miracles to feed them!! (�I have compassion for these people; they have already been with me three days and have nothing to eat. I do not want to send them away hungry, or they may collapse on the way.�).
He was not quick to anger, but when he did he upturned an entire market place! (Jesus entered the temple area and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves.)
But most of all, he had that sly crablike shifty way about him when he wanted to dodge questions he didn't like: ("Are you the King of the Jews?" "It is you who say I am"; -and how's this next one for a cancer-guilt-trip? - " �I tell you the truth, one of you will betray me�one who is eating with me.� They were saddened, and one by one they said to him, �Surely not I?� �It is one of the Twelve,� he replied, �one who dips bread into the bowl with me.") He was not afraid to show emotion to his friends, but was stoic in public, and cried tears of blood when alone (That's some power-crying if ever I saw it!)
I think we will agree that Cancerians are incredibly opinionated and can even be a little close-minded. Jesus (and I'm speaking as a practicing Catholic here) was so close-minded he said the only way to get to heaven was via him! And who but a Cancer could get away with saying something like that to the point of founding a major religion?! And finally, the selfless martyrdom of the all put upon Cancer, can TOTALLY be seen in the crucifixion can it not? Rather than just die, oh no, he had to die FOR THE SINS OF EVERYONE BUT HIMSELF!
Yikes! Lol, anyway, he had none of the traditional Cap stats and the Church even admits that he probably wasn't born in December or January. What more evidence do we need really? But Amen to the not a Cap thing. Definitely not a Cap. *Walks away mumbling incomprehensibly about how Jesus was not dirty enough to be a Capricorn* God bless,
~JeanMarie (the non-dodgy Gemini who is totally biased towards Cancers and against Capricorns)