Benny Hill Quotes

Various sources

• "Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe."
• "Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."
• "Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?"
• "Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?"
• "That's what show business is. Sincere insincerity."
• "Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren't for Christmas/ We'd all be Jewish.