Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Murphy's laws on LOVE

Here are my favorite Murphy's laws on love:

The basic one:
  • The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.

The golden rule:
  • Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

The 10 laws that made me laugh (because they're true):
  • All the good ones are taken.
  • Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
  • You get the best sex from the worst one for you
  • The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to the importance of person to you.
  • The hornier someone is, the less likely that it will be they have sex.
    Corollary Horniness is inversely related to one's chance of scoring.
  • You'll think of a great line to say to someone the moment after your chance is gone.
  • The person you want the most will end up with the person you hate the most.
  • The sexier a man is, the better the chances that he is gay.
  • Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to your willingness to seduce.
  • The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.

And the law of neighborhood correspondence...
  • Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who will

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