Murphy's laws on LOVE

Here are my favorite Murphy's laws on love:

The basic one:

• The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.

The golden rule:

• Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

The 10 laws that made me laugh (because they're true):

• All the good ones are taken.
• Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
• You get the best sex from the worst one for you
• The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to the importance of person to you.
• The hornier someone is, the less likely that it will be they have sex.
  Corollary Horniness is inversely related to one's chance of scoring.
• You'll think of a great line to say to someone the moment after your chance is gone.
• The person you want the most will end up with the person you hate the most.
• The sexier a man is, the better the chances that he is gay.
• Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to your willingness to seduce.
• The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.

And the law of neighborhood correspondence...

• Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who will